"I'd Murder My Father If I Could Get Away With It" - Chelsea Handler.

She once dated 50 cent and is known for speaking her mind either through her own late night talk show or other medium. Chelsea Handler had some rather dark jokes during a recent interview with The Huffington Post.

She said: 'Yeah, I'd murder my father. There's an age demo and he's outlived it. If I could murder him and get away with it, or not murder him, but euthanise him, than I would. He's not bringing any joy to anyone.'  All these in an attempt to promote a book. I am not sure about anyone else, but there are some jokes you don't tell at the expense of your own parent.